boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door



fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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onlyblackgirl:

ashcandy13:

onlyblackgirl:

When white people try to tell you how they have experienced racism. 

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this really pisses me off tho. every race expierences racism, even if it doesn’t happen so much to them as it does to another race.

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Please do tell. 




blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E