clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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zootedboy:

*chillin wit my smart hoe*

me: bae whats the temperature of the sun?

her: 10 million degrees

me: ur so sexy when u know things



konoto:

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent


And what did you expect them to drink? Bleach?

You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears… and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself?
Mr. Krabs (via chosen-undead)

(Source: yung-replica)




teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA