Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
having a really good joke but executing it poorly
When white people try to tell you how they have experienced racism.
this really pisses me off tho. every race expierences racism, even if it doesn’t happen so much to them as it does to another race.
Please do tell.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E